The Republican Constitution of the Divided States of America
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The Republican Constitution of the Divided States of America

We the People of the Divided States (with the exception of gays) in order to form a more perfect union (of heterosexuals) establish justice (unless it is an election year) insure domestic tranquility (unless gays want to get "Married" (snicker, snicker), provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare (only for a man and woman who are "Married") and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves (the "normal" ones) and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Republican Constitution for the Divided States of America*

* This constitution is null and void for Americans who have a same-sex orientation. (No restrictions apply to murders, wife beaters, pedophiles, thieves, corrupt politicians, or an entire administration that has personally financially profited from a criminal war.)